another hurricane...

[Iceberg]

mindido, my prediction wasn't for over the Gulf, but for landfall only. It certainly entered my mind that it would go to at least a 4 over the Gulf, but possibly weaken a category when it made landfall.

With waters so warm (partly attributable to climate change, Texan et al.), it's acting like rocket fuel for such storms. The questions are, how many more of these are there left in the season and where will they strike?

 

[bobobill]

God hates us.

It sure seems that way, maybe he is telling us that there are more important things to worry about than all the bullshit in this world.

 

[mindido]

Supa,

"George Bush and his Evil Hurricane Creating Machine."

You know, some how I wouldn't doubt it.

Gibson,

Sounds like a good idea to me! Exactly how do we proceed? My guess is we get rid of all environmental regulations worldwide, cut down every tree, nuke the arctic and antarctic, and put even more people on barrier islands. That should be a pretty good start. I'll mail this to GW, I'm sure he'll like the idea and maybe I can even make a few bucks!!! (Well, more than a few.)

Ice,

"mindido, my prediction wasn't for over the Gulf, but for landfall only. It certainly entered my mind that it would go to at least a 4 over the Gulf, but possibly weaken a category when it made landfall."

Well, you still may be correct. Being that Rita went Cat 5 about 2:00 p.m. CDT today, it could still weaken a bit, but, time will tell.

"The questions are, how many more of these are there left in the season and where will they strike?"

As of two days ago, there was another one not too far behind Rita. Haven't seen anything of her since though. One thing I did learn today, this is the first time in recorded history that the US has been hit by two Cat 4's (or greater). I don't know if anyone wants to celebrate...... Probably not.

Oh, Ice. You can probably get rid of the (Soon to be) part of the header.

bobobill,

"maybe he is telling us that there are more important things to worry about than all the bullshit in this world."

Good thought but from what I've seen, the powers that be wouldn't agree.

 

[OCC-402]

haHA! rita's a cat 5 now..........Texas = PWNED!

 

[Gibson]

I'll mail this to GW, I'm sure he'll like the idea and maybe I can even make a few bucks!!! (Well, more than a few.)

Fuck the money. Your first assignment is to infultrate the Bush Administration and get as many high-level officials to side with us as possible. I'll take care of everything in Canada. We can then impliment what will henceforth be known as Operation: Oedipus.

The first order of business, naturally, is our codenames. During any correspondance, you will be referred to as "Griggles". I will be "Agent 47".

And to the rest of you, what the hell? Are mindido and I the only ones here man enough for this? Get your balls out of your purses, you nancies. You all know armageddon is coming. We might as well blow shit up while we still can.

 

[elmerfudd]

Fuck the money. Your first assignment is to infultrate the Bush Administration and get as many high-level officials to side with us as possible. I'll take care of everything in Canada. We can then impliment what will henceforth be known as Operation: Oedipus.

The first order of business, naturally, is our codenames. During any correspondance, you will be referred to as "Griggles". I will be "Agent 47".

And to the rest of you, what the hell? Are mindido and I the only ones here man enough for this? Get your balls out of your purses, you nancies. You all know armageddon is coming. We might as well blow shit up while we still can.

Well this nancie boy wants to know , why the hell do you get to be "Agent 47" ?

 

[mindido]

Gibson,

Griggles???? Ahhh man, thats not cool. I want a cool name like yours! I wanna be an agent something or other too! I know! I'll be agent 69 1/2! (Thats length and girth divided by two).

OK, I get the assignment but I really think we've got to get Tex and Cable as lead men. They're already in with those people and actually believe in this stuff (they'll be much more convincing).

 

[Supafly]

Supa,

"George Bush and his Evil Hurricane Creating Machine."

You know, some how I wouldn't doubt it. .

Well, If it was true then you know you'd HAVE to give him his props. Cause that my friend is a serious accomplishment.

 

[Da' Pimp]

Supa, George Bush sucks Monkey Cock. Admit it and move on with your life dude. Its plain and simple.

 

[Supafly]

Supa, George Bush sucks Monkey Cock.

Well, If he can do that while operating his evil hurricane creatring machine, you have to give him props too.

 

[OCC-402]

MOD Edit: What's your obsession with cock. JESUS SON!

 

[OCC-402]

well if you stopped giving me such clear oppertunaties, I mean seriously MONKEY COCK!!! I just supposted to sit here and let that pass unchallanged? What kinda person do you think I am?

 

[Conman]

And this has to do with Hurricanes ... how?

 

[Red Horse]

You're all wrong with your theories...it's obvious that the Powers That Be (no, not you mods ) are after domed stadiums...the Superdome, now the Astrodome...look out Seattle! I'm ready to bug out of Toronto (although I wouldn't mind seeing the Skydome, excuse me, Rogers Centre, sink into Lake Ontario...)

 

[mindido]

Supa,

"Well, If it was true then you know you'd HAVE to give him his props. Cause that my friend is a serious accomplishment."

I guess I'd have to give GW props for funding such a machine, but theres no way in the world that he'd have the brains to develop it himself. He's just not that bright.

Oh, and apparently the info I heard yesterday about this being the first time two Cat 4's have hit the US is incorrect (thanks Fox News). This did occur back in the 30's and hit the same two towns.

 

[Gibson]

Well this nancie boy wants to know , why the hell do you get to be "Agent 47" ?

Because, if gaming skillz equate to real life experience, which they totally do, then I would make a totally awesome hitman.

Griggles???? Ahhh man, thats not cool. I want a cool name like yours! I wanna be an agent something or other too! I know! I'll be agent 69 1/2!

How about Bosley instead?

 

[mindido]

Gibson,

"How about Bosley instead?"

Nah, thats already been taken. Although...... If I get the three hot babes (but actually get to do something with them) I may reconsider.

 

[Gibson]

Good lord you're picky. Come up with your own codename, as long as it isn't "Agent Whatever". That will only exacerbate things.

As for the women... Let's just say that once we effectively destroy the world, causing global anarchy, we'll have all kinds of power-hungry attention whores following us around. But first we need some goddam codenames!

 

[mindido]

Gibson,

OK then. Its Agent 69 1/2. And where the heck are cable and tex when we really need them?

Anyway, the first thing of real interest with this hurricane is already occuring. Has everyone seen the traffic jams on the interstates going out of Houston? Man. They've interviewed a few people that have been stuck for 14 hours or more and have run out of gas once or twice already. And they haven't gone more than a few miles! Some bureaucrat was just on saying that they're going to start stationing gas trucks along the route where people can get up to 5 gallons (gee, at present rate, that should get them about a half a mile).

Now thats a mass transit system.

 

[Gibson]

This is fantastic. What we need to do is inspire panic and confusion on a massive level in as many other major cities as possible. With large scale evacuations taking place across the country, and hopefully across many countries, the amount of carbon dioxide being released into the atmosphere will skyrocket, surely bringing Mother Nature to her knees. This will take time, however, so in the meantime, we can implement other plans to destroy the planet. I haven't thought of any yet because I have a lot of homework to do, but I'll get around to it. I'm open to suggestions, as well. I'm not a goddamn tyrant or anything.

Also, Agent 69 1/2 sounds kind of immature and unprofessional, don't you think? I mean, we're talking about bringing about the destruction of mankind here, and you want to make a sex joke? Something like Agent Orange would be more fitting.