I have no problem with Ms Dunst: I confess that I would not throw her out into the howling storm. But a film about Marie Antionette in which L'Autrichienne is not guillotined seems almost as bizarre and incongruous as a film about
Titanic in which the ship doesn't collide with an iceberg; a film in which the US Navy captures the four wheel enigma machine rather than HMS
Bulldog; a film in which Errol Flynn and American paratroopers fight the war against the Japanese occupation forces in Burma with no British, Indian or Australian help at all; a film about Pearl Harbor where the Americans win...ooops, sorry, I forgot, they made those.