She's a talentless ladyboy with a body like a toastrack in a wet paper bag and the face of a constipated bulldog.
Cher may have flashed the crowd, but Cher could sing and act and perform live and while often suggestive, never behaved like a trailer park hooker. Aguilera did a few suggestive things but the pipes on that kid are stellar and in my mind she's up there with some of the greatest soul and jazz singers of all time. She was also strikingly pretty till she fucked up her face with surgery. Dirrty caused an incredible furore and all Auilera did was pair up a bikini with a set of leather chaps and deliever the kind of driving pop track that lives in the back of your head forever. I still rate Back To Basics as one of the best pop albums ever covering all the bases from RnB to power ballad and torch song with equal brilliance
I couldn't hum a Cyrus track if my life depended on it nor name a single one of her albums and to be perfectly blunt I wouldn't fuck her with yours.
You can forgive some people anything if they continue to be brilliant at what they do but the only reason Cyrus gained and maintains fame/infamy is because Hannah Montanna grew up to be a crack whore and all the kiddies moving from childhood to adolescence [and their dads] get to beat off to the slapper from kids TV, and the ONLY reason she's proising to do a show naked is because she knows her 15 minutes are almost up and is scared no one would turn up if she just did a regular gig.
This is how you know girls are smarter than boys.
Robin Thicke sank without trace because all the girls realised he was a useless spineless talentless dick who fancied himself more than any woman could. Boys see Cyrus' gender swap twat and all reason and cognisance are drowned in a tidal wave of drool.
(Rant over. soapbox dismounted)
That's the thing.
Remember when she was an actress?
Remember when she was a celeb that was marketed towards tweens?
Remember when she was a singer?
It's like ever since wrecking ball she's just been trying to go more and more shocking for the attention. She's simulating fucking blow up dolls on stage, getting people in the crowd to grab her crotch, twerking like an idiot against Rovin Thicke.
It's actually weird that she hasn't released any nude selfies or done any nude photoshoots for a few weeks now. But I guess that was just a lull before this fucking retarted concert idea.