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What's Your Battlecry?

supaduparich

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Zang! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Supaduparich, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"

LOL

This has gotta be the funniest thread ever. Well done Potatoman.
 
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Cobra

This looked fun until I saw Cobra's was gay so this is from my real name... I know, cheater!

Zang! Who is that, running out of the icy wasteland! It is Cobra, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to bludgeon you in such an unsafe manner, your pets won't recognize you!!!"
 

phynix

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ACROSS THE DESERT HE ROARS, NAKED AS HIS FIRST DAY AND HE CRY'S:

"IN THE NAME OF THOR THE MIGHTY, SKULLS WILL BE FUCKED FOR SATAN!!!"
 

69Charger

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This is excellent!Mine is this:

Sprinting amidst the desert, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh 69Charger! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!"
 

zeppelin1

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Running over the desert, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Zeppelin1! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you with such wanton cruelty, you'll age fifty years!!"




NICE!
 
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