The Simpson's..

[Da' Legend]

I still think its a cool show, but you can definitely see the writers are struggling to find new funny material..

Couldn't they just copy and modify their old jokes. They have an archive of jokes that is 13 yrs old. They can definitely find stuff that people dont remember.

 

[Zinista]

Couldn't they just copy and modify their old jokes. They have an archive of jokes that is 13 yrs old. They can definitely find stuff that people dont remember.

Yeah but don't forget they show reruns all the time... Over here it's on at 6pm Mon-Fri with a premiere episode shown on tuesday snights at 7.30....

 

[barosjn]

Ralph Wiggum

On the new Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine, there's a rock song on it called "Ralph Wiggum" in which all the lyrics from the song are the best quotes from Ralph Wiggum himself (except for the pre-chorus, which is a quote from Chief Wiggum). Here are the lyrics in all their glory:

1st Verse:

I'm going to Africa
Yes ma'am
I'm a brick
Was President Lincoln okay?
Mitten
There's a dog in the vent
Chicken necks?
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times

2nd Verse:

I'm pedaling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She's touching my special area
Go banana

Pre-Chorus:

Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (Get off)
The stage (The stage)
Sweetheart (Sweetheart)

Chorus:

Oh say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation (x2)

Post-Chorus:

Salmon gutter?

3rd Verse:

I'm Idaho
You smell like dead bunnies
That's where I saw the leprechaun
Fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes
You're not it
That is so 1991
I bit my tongue

Pre-Chorus

Chorus

Bridge:

Yvan eht nioj (x8)

Ending:

My sash says Ultraman

 

[The Chief]

Here's a rip of the episode featuring 50 Cent,

174.28 MB

http://www.megaupload.com/en/?d=19KXAOWX

 

[KABOOM]

Futurama is back!

http://tv.ign.com/articles/714/714479p1.html

Hopefully it won't fall into the rut that Family Guy has now that it is back.

 

[mbblue27]

That's awesome news, I hope they don't screw it up.

 

[RichieTBaum]

"Let the games begin!...." (hedonism bot)

 

[hitecpnt]

Quotes from the greatest show ever

Here are some of my favourite quotes

Bart:"Please Lady, there's only one fat man that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa"

Otto:"Ok, it looks like we lost the cops, and we have reached the school. Alright, two birds with one stone"

Marge"Wow, it glows in the darK"
Homer, "It's not supposed to"

Bart:"I wish I was Never born!"
Homer:" Son, I've been waiting seven years to hear you say that" (they hug)

Lisa and Bart are fighting so Homer stops them
Homer, "What are you two fighting about?"
Bart, "We're fighting about which one of us loves you more"
Homer, "Awww, go right ahead"
Lisa,"You love him more"
Bart, "No you love him more"

Bart, (shakes magic 8 ball) " Will I pass my English test (reads ball) Outlook not so good. Wow, it does work"

Lenny, "That's right jackass, you lost us our jobs, which we need for working"

 

[Count_Floyd]

The Simpsons Movie-11 Clips!
Some of these are funny as hell...

Lovejoy and Flanders in church
Kill, Kill, Kill
Chainsaw gang
We just want Homer
Spider pig
Light?s out at Moe?s
Wanted poster at truck stop
Avalanche
Oval office ?5 options?
Family confronts Homer
Whipping dogs