What should I do with my life?

[pizza planet]

All suggestions are welcome.

 

[riverrat]

good job

you should join the coast guard and become a commercial diver. the training is free and in 4 years you can make $300 per hour. there is a huge demand for this profession but hurry because 30 is the cutoff age. good luck

 

[Cman]

kill yourself.

 

[OFFicerJACK]

Become a really bad actor and make really bad movies.

 

[bobman345]

Post on message boards for fun and profit.

 

[riverrat]

picture finder

if you can post topless or nude pics of Dazza Del Rio, Angelie Almendare, Doris Dany or Kiera Sky i will pay you and you can forget about finding a job.

 

[littlethunder]

Gigolo

 

[jerseyboybastard]

How about robbing banks for a living?

 

[Duke E. Pyle]

Get yourself a van down by the river.

 

[cujo66]

A little more info on your current situation would give some insight.
Meanwhile, I'll kick in some for some Kiera Sky nudes.

 

[KABOOM]

Fuck pizza, eat scooter, sell girl.

 

[choppes]

Kaboom is on to something. There is good money to be made in running a white slave ring.

Trust me on this.

 

[zaqwsxcderfv]

it all depends on the person u r...good luck though.

 

[Bob Fisher]

Get a life, be self indulgent, go on a shop lifting spree, go skinny dipping in the local paddling pools, run around naked everyday and shock prim people with lude conduct.

 

[_paralyzed_]

i'm in a wheelchair, and need a new butt wiper:headbang:

 

[ngmar]

I think you need to become a pimp for a flock of sheep in Arkansas.

Unless _paralyzed has dental ins.

 

[ptb_666777]

Since kill your self is taken

kill yourself.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha!


Just a few off top of my head

1. Porn actor (pay sucks but lots of ass)
2. Pimp (Pay is great but the ass sucks)
3. Hooker (pay sucks and you'll do things. . . terrible things)
4. Medication tester (aka ginnie pig)
5. serial killer
6. serial Rapist
7. My grammar tutor
8. Gynecologist (remember fat chicks get examined too)
9. proctaligist (ass hole doctor)
10. collect S.S. (phuck work)
11. fluffer
12. government official (no skills required)
13. Trash collector
14. Terrorist
15. Drug dealer
16. drug fien
17. choppe's secret gay lover (herd he is looking)
18. paroniod delusional conspiracy theorist
19. Internet troll
20. rescue worker
21. fireman
22. Arsonist
23. Vandalist
24. philipeno lady-boy(race may be an issue)
25. Mental pacient
26. U.S President (they'll let anyone do it now a days)
27. can you tell I am board?

you can combine some of these like crack whore, or serial killer cop. Have fun!

 

[Cman]

is he dead yet?

 

[KABOOM]

Well, if he isn't I think David Carradine could probably give some tips...