Top Three Biggest Teasers

[Zinista]

1. Jessica Rabbit
2. Lara Croft

Fuckin Cartoon Cock Teasin Bitches!

Sheila just wouldn't give up the poontang to He-Man either! :roll:

 

[Red Horse]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her "twins".

 

[Max Johnson]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her "twins".

Seriously man...how is she not running away with this shit?

 

[CoonLa]

SPANKY HAM SAYS:

Anna Kournikova
Jessica Alba
Mariah Carey

 

[The_Spec]

Ok, Number 1 definitely goes to Britney Spears.
Since her singing career started she did nothing but "uh, you wanna see me naked don't you? I look real slutty and seductive don't I?"
I mean, all her outfits, her appearances on stage, so many countless pokies and supposed nipple slips. She is the biggest tease in showbusiness.
Number 2 goes to Elisha Cuthbert, because she has the nerve to play a pornstar, talk dirty in the movie, show us all her perfect little body in lingerie and then not show us any of the good stuff.
Number 3 goes to Jessica Simpson. A woman that built her career on being blond and having enormous breasts. The american dream so to say. So we have countless "tight shirts", enormous cleavage and bikinis while a rack of this proportion actually deserves a full playboy spread.

 

[neckel]

Those bitches!!!!!!

How dare they not show us all the goods. I tell ya, the nerve of them cockteasers. I...No....WE...deserve satisfaction. Now how's about a big Playboy spread featuring Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stacey Kiebler, Jessica Simpson, and of course, Jessica Rabbit all in the same issue. That should make up for years of injustice.

 

[Aviator]

1) Britney Spears
2) Jessica Alba
3) Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

[Conman]

The scores so far:

9 Votes :
Britney Spears

5 Votes :
Jennifer Love Hewitt + 2 votes for her "twins"

4 Votes :
Stacy Kiebler

3 Votes :
Lindsey Lohan
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Christina Aguilera

2 Votes :
Lacy Chabert
Neve Campbell
Mariah Carey
Jessica Rabbit
Trish Stratus
Anna Kournikova

1 Vote:
Beverly Mitchell
Brit Murphy
Elisha Cuthbert
Mandy Moore
Maria Menunous
Jennifer Garner
Jessica Beil
Julie Bowen
Kaley Cuoco
Kristen Kreuk
Lara Croft
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Scarlet Johannson
Shania Twain
All of the Tech TV Girls who took part in the Playboy poll
The younger women from That 70's show.
Your Mom
Your Sister
Your Aunt

Honorable Mentions: (1 Vote each)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Chistina Auguilera
Misty May
Elisha Cuthbert.

 

[The Mighty Z]

The scores so far:


5 Votes :
Jennifer Love Hewitt + 2 votes for her "twins"


Honorable Mentions: (1 Vote each)
Jennifer Love Hewitt

HUH??????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jessicajoanne]

The scores so far:


5 Votes :
Jennifer Love Hewitt + 2 votes for her "twins"


Honorable Mentions: (1 Vote each)
Jennifer Love Hewitt

HUH??????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was thinking the same thing TMZ....

Conman don't make me get out the trout!!

:llama: :llama:

 

[egotripaholic]

just to let you people know brittany spears is an ugly whore who would look better if she got shot in the face with a 12 guage in close range

anyways
1) brittany murphy
2)lohan
3)my ex girlfriend

 

[Supafly]

just to let you people know brittany spears is an ugly whore who would look better if she got shot in the face with a 12 guage in close range

You’re a real pleasant fucker, aren't you? :lol:

 

[snowcoat]

All of these women seem to nice to be teases.
And since I don't like teases I'll list the three I've been
waiting for:

1. Jeri Ryan (7of9 on Star Trek Voyager, US TV show) born in Germany.

http://www.absolutepictures.com/display.php?i=2261

Former Miss Illinois.

Massive boob job. Appeared completely flat on an episode of
US TV show Who's the Boss (Alyssa Milano got her start there).

Barely even one slight transparent blouse for a nipple and almost
never shows her cleavage. Hasn't had much work since tv show
Boston Public. Hoping to see more of her.

2. Jessica Simpson

3. Jennifer Love Hewitt

And I would love to have more of Catherine Bell squeeezzing her boobs
like she did on Howard Stern. Yum - go Catherine.

 

[humunculus]

Biggest Teases

Christina Aguilera (Just show us already!)
Britney Spears (dammit she doesn't have far to go beofre she appears in plaboy, like so many other pop proncesses before her. She should just pose already)

 

[l3lasphemer]

umm that wold be Teela

And btw, He-man/Prince Adam was a big homo! Watch them old toons again, you'll see

*** EDIT *** Forgot the Teases

1. Paige Davis
2. Brittany....
3. Amanda from Top Model 3!!!! Those eyes!!

 

[moxdevil]

what is it with these good christian girls like jess simpson, britney, and mandy moore they are getting so dirty- and man do i love it

jenn love hewitt i just cannot see gettin her kit off, though i can see katherine heigl going that route. hell it won halle an oscar, come on girls

 

[hodgepodge]

britney spears
christina aguilera
beyonce knowles (surprised she hasnt been mentioned)

 

[Zinista]

Lindsay Lohan... Me wanna see those Jugs!!
Jennifer Aniston...
Victoria Beckham... Just wanna see her nude! :twisted:

 

[Conman]

Victoria Beckham... Just wanna see her nude! :twisted:

Eww? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ball Turret]

1. J Love H - because several times I've heard her complain about how she doesn't understand all the interest in her breasts.....while wearing a low cut, tight top.

2. L Lohan - because I've heard her complain about how she doesn't understand all the interest in her breasts.....while wearing a low cut, top with her only real talent flopping out.

3. Mariah Carey - because she has an insatiable need for us all to notice the boobies she bought. She never tires of showing them............almost.