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[Ankit Pande]

Anna Nicole wants to see Farrell's Sex Tape

Anna Nicole wants to see Farrell's Sex Tape


Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith recently confessed she wants to see the 15-minute sex tape with Colin Farrell and his ex girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain, because she heard Farrell is well endowed.

Colin Farrel and Nicole Narain have filed a lawsuit against broker David Hans Schmidt, who plans to release the saucy film as a DVD, and seek general and compensatory damages.

On 20 July, the judge from the Superior Court has temporarily restrained the sex tape with Farrell and Narain from selling, showing or distributing.

But Anna Nicole Smith doesn't think this could be a problem. She really wants to see Colin in action, so she makes him in invitation to a private screening of the sex tape.

She says, "I can understand you don't want the world to see your tape. But what about a private screening for me?

I'd like to find out if you really are Hollywood's biggest leading man. If you're interested, you know where to find me."

But she is equally outraged the tape has been viewed as pornographic, as she views it as perfectly normal.

She adds, "There's nothing off the wall about the tape.

"It's just two people enjoying each other physically."

 

[Risque]

Pam Anderson

When did she start writing?
She looks good on the cover tho.

 

[Iceberg]

She's got a couple of books out, I believe. I've seen one at a local library that wasn't the one in the photo.

Maybe it's a sort of "Stacked" subliminal advertisement. I don't know.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Marilyn Monroe's Sex Secrets Revealed

Marilyn Monroe's Sex Secrets Revealed



Marilyn Monroe fretted over a relationship with then-Attorney General Robert F Kennedy and had a one-night stand with actress Joan Crawford that left her cold.

Monroe also thought sex with former spouse and playwright Arthur Miller was just "so-so" and maintained a deep affection for ex-husband Joe DiMaggio. But she credited her psychiatrist with teaching her how to achieve orgasm.

The Los Angeles Times newspaper revealed a few glimpses into Monroe's mind in excerpts of tape recordings the sex symbol and actress is said to have secretly made for her psychiatrist in the days before she died at the age of 36 in 1962.

The Times said it obtained a written record of the tapes from the only person still alive who claims to have heard them – former prosecutor John Miner, 86, who says the recordings support his belief Monroe was a victim of foul play.

Miner took "extensive" and "nearly verbatim" notes from the tapes when they were played for him by Monroe's therapist, Ralph Greenson, now deceased, while Miner was investigating her death.

Monroe's body was found on August 5, 1962, in her Los Angeles home. An autopsy concluded she died of barbiturate poisoning, and the death was ruled a probable suicide.

Conspiracy theories abounded for decades suggesting Monroe was murdered. Prosecutors re-examined the case in 1982 but decided there was insufficient evidence to warrant a new criminal investigation.

Miner told the Times he examined the tapes in a bid to determine Monroe's state of mind and came away believing the recordings showed the actress was anything but suicidal.

In the transcript published in the Los Angeles Times -- the original tape recordings have not surfaced -- Monroe reveals herself as a flirt and a gossip, as well as being introspective, well-read and having considerable intellectual ambitions.

According to excerpts, Monroe started off the recording – a kind of self-analysis through free association – by thanking her doctor for helping her regain "control of myself, control of my life".

"You are the only person who will ever know the most private, the most secret thoughts of Marilyn Monroe," she says.

She also credits him for helping her unlock the secret to orgasm after years of unsatisfying sex, and goes on to dwell on the shape of her own body, her two famous former husbands, and her feelings toward such fellow stars as Gable and Frank Sinatra, whom she called "a wonderful friend".

"Speaking of Oscars," she says, "I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy."

On her own attractiveness, she says: "I stood naked in front of my full length mirrors for a long time yesterday," she says. "I was all made up with my hair done. What did I see. My breasts are beginning to sag a bit ... My waist isn't bad. My ass is what it should be, the best there is. Legs, knees and ankles still shapely. And my feet are not too big. OK, Marilyn, you have it all there."

Of her sexual liaison with Joan Crawford, Monroe said, "Next time I saw Crawford, she said she wanted another round. I told her straight-out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she became spiteful."

Although Monroe has long been rumoured to have had an affair with President John F Kennedy, the tapes bear no evidence of that, the Times said. They do strongly suggest she and the president's brother, Robert, were involved romantically.

"There is no room in my life for him," she says. "I guess I don't have the courage to face up to it and hurt him. I want someone else to tell him it's over. I tried to get the president to do it, but I couldn't reach him.'

Discussing her failed marriage to DiMaggio, Monroe said, "We didn't end our love for each other." She said the baseball great needed a "traditional" wife but there was "no way I could stop being Marilyn Monroe and become someone else".

By contrast, Monroe's marriage to Arthur Miller was "my mistake, not his," she said. "He couldn't give me the attention, warmth and affection I need. It's not in his nature. . .. As bed partners, we were so-so."

The Times said Miner was allowed to hear the tapes on condition he never reveal their contents and only broke his promise years after Greenson's death when some Monroe biographers suggested the doctor might be considered a suspect in her death.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Jessica Simpson Denies Boob Job

Jessica Simpson Denies Boob Job


We got a jolly good look at Jessica Simpson's chest furniture in the bikini carwash section of her video for These Boots Are Made For Walking.

But all that flesh-flashing has made The Dukes Of Hazzard warbler the focus of boob job claims.

But the southern belle has poo-pooed all accusations of fakery, saying she's always been a top-heavy kind of gal.

"Mine are definitely real. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them," she confesses.

"Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

And boy oh boy has she been "accessorising" lately.

Her saucy bumping and grinding in her new video has raised the heckles of a religious group who think the daughter of a former Baptist minister should learn to cover up.

However, dad Joe has leapt to her defence saying: "When we were in church work, they (my daughters) wore bikinis and short shorts.

"People in the church got mad at me then, but we believe that what's in the heart is more important than what's on the outside."

Jess, meanwhile, says all the naughtiness is down to Daisy Duke, not her.

"I am very shy. There are things Daisy does that I could never do," she claims.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Bikini reminds sunbathers to turn over

Bikini reminds sunbathers to turn over

A bikini which reminds sunbathers to turn over so they don't get burnt has been launched in Britain.

The Tan-Timer Bikini has an electronic timer that beeps every 15 minutes to remind its wearer to roll over or seek shade.

The manufacturers hope it will appeal to the 59% of beachgoers who admit to a tendency to falling asleep in the sun.

The £20 bikini is going on sale in New Look stores, the country's third biggest women's clothes retailer.

Hash Ladha, the marketing director of New Look, said: "As well as the health implication of over-exposing your skin to the sun, burnt or peeling skin is not a good look for the image conscious."

A New Look spokeswoman said a male version could be on the cards for the future.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Jennifer reads, shops while having sex

Jennifer reads, shops while having sex


Actress Jennifer Connelly reportedly likes reading books, chatting on the phone, and internet-shopping while having sex with actor husband Paul Bettany.

"I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do some online shopping," Femalefirst quoted Connelly as saying.

 

[Risque]

ahh took a trip to the barnes and nobles today.. this book reads like a fictional autobiography of pam. pretty entertaining!

 

[Ankit Pande]

Look who beat Scarlett Johansson's butt!

Look who beat Scarlett Johansson's butt!


Hollywood hunk Jude Law has the sexiest bottom in films, according to a poll.

The Alfie star beat rivals Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in a poll after his nude bath scene in The Talented Mr Ripley, reports The Sun.

Third, and the top-rated female celebrity, was 20-year-old Scarlett Johansson who showed her rear in Lost In Translation. The poll of 1,000 film-goers was carried out by Odeon cinemas.


The Top Four with the sexiest bottom in films were:
1. Jude Law
2. Brad Pitt'
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Tom Cruise

 

[Ankit Pande]

Demi's idea of a date is "snuggling up naked"

Demi's idea of a date is "snuggling up naked"


Hollywood beauty Demi Moore has confessed that an ideal date with her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, would be getting naked and watching TV.

Demi also admits that a typical night out would be her and Ashton sharing a bath or skinny-dipping in the pool.

"A good night in would be sharing a bath with one another and watching Court TV. Snuggling up naked," she was quoted by Femalefirst, as saying

"I like going out dancing ... and going to the movies and having no-butter popcorn, holding hands... and then maybe the bathtub, or swimming naked in the pool," she added.

Meanwhile, the sexy actress, who has denied all previous rumours she is pregnant, has confessed she wants to have a child with Ashton.

The 42-year-old Ghost star - who already has three children with former husband Bruce Willis - is desperate to expand her family with her 27-year-old lover, reports the New York Daily News.

"We truly desire to expand our family," said the actress who has been dating Kutcher since May 2003.

 

[The Mighty Z]

As reported last week, Jenna Jameson won’t be costarring with Mike Tyson when and if he makes his porn debut—after all, she’s made it very clear over the years that she only performs on camera with her husband Justin Sterling—but that doesn’t mean that we won’t be seeing him go head-to-head with one of the other ClubJenna gals at some point in the future: as Jenna says today in a news release on her (coincidentally) brand new wireless content site, “When word got around the ClubJenna studio (about the Tyson rumour), several of the ClubJenna Girls said they thought they’d like to do some scenes with him and I am sure those scenes would be out of control. Mike would definitely be an amazing adult performer. If he appeared with any of the five ClubJenna Girls, I think the movie could be knockout!” Get it? She said knockout.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Britney Spears masters the art of 'oral sex'!

Britney Spears masters the art of 'oral sex'!


Sexy pop star Britney Spears has reportedly mastered the art of giving oral sex, after getting expert tips from Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall.

Britney Spears, who is eight months pregnant with her first child, is said to have finessed the art of delicate sexual moves, including fellatio, after purchasing sex manual Satisfaction: The Art of the Female Orgasm written by Kim Cattrall.

The book contains numerous graphic diagrams complete with instructions on how to perform a variety of sex acts and different positions for sexual intercourse.

According to the makers of a documentary, Britney's redneck Roots, the Toxic singer, who is now married to dancer Kevin Federline, purchased the manual while dating pop heartthrob Justin Timberlake. The programme, however not feature the gossip, for fear of upsetting Britney.

"Although we are sure this is a piece of juicy gossip which would go down well with her fans, the producers decided to it would be best to keep off the sex angle," Femalefirst quoted an insider as saying.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Pamela Anderson being starved of sex

Pamela Anderson being starved of sex


Former Baywatch actress, Pamela Anderson says, that though she is enjoying her singlehood, she has been starved of sex lately.

The sexy blonde reportedly claims to be single and says that she has not been getting any lovin' between the sheets, in a car, on a boat, or wherever.

"There's not a lot of mmm-mmm going on right now, I'm not dating. I'm definitely single," Zap2it quoted her as telling Extra.

Though the actress has denied rumours of re-uniting with ex-husband Tommy Lee, she is still hopeful about wedded bliss.

"I'd love to get married again," she muses. "I mean being a single mom and working, you'd love to have a partner. But it just hasn't come about yet," said Anderson.

 

[Risque]

aw poor pam. its weird to think that shes sex starved cuz i just finished her book which has got her fictional self banging in every which way regardless of location.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Kelly Brook has Best Real Breasts

Risque ... thanks for the response .. haven't been getting any lately.

*back to gossip*




Kelly Brook has Best Real Breasts


British beauty Kelly Brook, who reportedly takes pride in her voluptuous body, has been voted as having the best real breasts in a new poll, carried out by lingerie firm Fayreform.

"It's great that the nation has a role model like Kelly Brook who really is proud of her assets," Fox News quoted Fayreform's expert Bra-ologist, Emma Chapman as saying.

Kelly beat off competition from Charlotte Church, who was runner up, with Abi Titmus and Big Brother's Makosi sharing the third and the fourth place respectively.

Angelina Jolie, who recently won the title of the Most Beautiful Woman, could only manage the fifth slot in Fayform's poll.

The poll was gathered from 1000 people and was carried out in support of National Breast Pride Week.

The list of winners are:
1. Kelly Brook - 24%
2. Charlotte Church - 18%
3. Abi Titmus - 14%
4. Makosi -12%
5. Angelina Jolie - 10%
6. Denise Van Outen - 8%
7. Rachel Stevens - 6%
8. Judy Finnegan - 4%
9. Lorraine Kelly - 3%
10. Cherie Blair - 1%

 

[Ankit Pande]

Brittany credits mum for losing virginity!

Brittany credits mum for losing virginity!


Hollywood actress Brittany Murphy claims herself to be a late sexual starter, as she lost her virginity only when she was 21 years-old.

Brittany, whose past boyfriends include hunks Ashton Kutcher and Eminem, eventually lost her virginity at 21 and that too at her mum Sharon Murphy's insistence.

"I started going out with boys at 19, and lost my virginity at 21," Femalefirst quoted the 27year-old actress as telling Reveal magazine.

"The only reason I went on a date was because my mother insisted. She told me: 'Please go out at night, you need to improve the way you relate to people," she added.

The sexy actress seems to be so fond of her mum that she still lives at home despite her stardom.

"What's wrong with living with your mum? We're a very close family," she added.

 

[Cman]

Don't post anymore news about Teri Hatcher. I got a letter.

Its been a while since I got a letter, I thought they forgot all about me.

 

[Ankit Pande]

[b]Topless Virgins dance for King [/b]

Topless Virgins dance for King




More than 50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the King of Swaziland's 13th wife on Monday in a ceremony which critics say ill befits a country with the world's highest HIV/AIDS rate.

King Mswati III, sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch, arrived dressed in a leopard-skin loincloth to watch the Reed Dance ceremony, which he has used since 1999 to pluck new brides from the girls dressed in little more than beaded mini-skirts.

Wielding machetes and singing tributes to the king and queen mother, also known as the Great She-Elephant, the girls danced around the royal stadium in the hope of catching the eye of the 37-year-old monarch.

"I want to live a nice life, have money, be rich, have a BMW and cellphone," said one dancer, 16-year-old Zodwa Mamba, who wore a traditional brightly coloured tasselled scarf.

Critics say Mswati, who has courted controversy for his lavish lifestyle while two thirds of his subjects live in abject poverty, sets a bad example by encouraging polygamy and teenage sex in a country where 40 percent of adults live with HIV.

Some say the Reed Dance, traditionally meant to celebrate womanhood and virginity, has become little more than a showcase for the king's young would-be brides.

"The Reed Dance has been abused for one man's personal satisfaction," Mario Masuku, leader of the banned opposition party, said. "The king has a passion for young women and opulence."

But many Swazis say the young monarch has a right to do as he pleases, defending his penchant for young brides as Swazi tradition and arguing that ceremonies like the Reed Dance, which this year drew a record 50,000 maidens, cement national identity.

"The king takes a wife whenever he wants and that's the way it is. This is our culture and we will never change," said Tsandzile Ndluva, 21, another dancer.

Many maidens, who come from villages across the country, dream of joining the king's wives who each have their own palace and BMW car. But others were scared catching the royal eye could curtail their freedom and force them into a polygamous marriage.

"Marriage is about love, not money," said trainee police officer Patience Dlamini, who jazzed up her traditional outfit with a fake diamond necklace. "This thing of many wives is not good, how does he satisfy them all?"



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Now anti-r@p3 condoms to stop sexual assaults


A South African inventor unveiled a new anti-r@p3 female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world.

"Nothing has ever been done to help a woman so that she does not get raped and I thought it was high time," Sonette Ehlers, 57, said of the "rapex", a device worn like a tampon that has sparked controversy in a country used to daily reports of violent crime.

Police statistics show more than 50,000 rapes are reported every year, while experts say the real figure could be four times that as they say most rapes of acquaintances or children are never reported.

Ehlers said the "rapex" hooks onto the rapist's skin, allowing the victim time to escape and helping to identify perpetrators.

"He will obviously be too pre-occupied at this stage," she told reporters in Kleinmond, a small holiday village about 100km (60 miles) east of Cape Town. "I promise you he is going to be too sore. He will go straight to hospital."

The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed from the man through surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police, she said.

It also reduces the chances of a woman falling pregnant or contracting AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases from the attacker by acting in the same way as a female condom.

South Africa has more people with HIV/AIDS than any other country, with one in nine of its 45 million population infected.

Ehlers, who showed off a prototype on Wednesday, said women had tried it for comfort and it had been tested on a plastic male model but not yet on a live man. Production was planned to start next year.

But the "rapex" has raised fears amongst anti-r@p3 activists that it could escalate violence against women.

"If a victim is wearing such a device it may enrage the attacker further and possibly result in more harm being caused," said Sam Waterhouse, advocacy co-ordinator for r@p3 Crisis.

Other critics say the condom is medieval and barbaric -- an accusation Ehlers says should be directed rather at the act of r@p3.

"This is not about vengeance ... but the deed, that is what I hate," she said.

 

[Ankit Pande]

Berry Bared Breasts to overcome phobia!

Berry Bared Breasts to overcome phobia!


Oscar winner Halle Berry has revealed that she exposed her breasts in Swordfish, so that she could overcome her nudity fears for her role in Monster's Ball.

The sexy actress has admitted, that though the idea of exposing onscreen frightened her at first, she knew she needed to shed her fears if she wanted to be comfortable in her graphic sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton which demanded her to bare her boobs.

"I'm the first to admit that scene was very exploitive. There was no reason in the world for my character to show her boobs. But personally, as an artist, I needed to rid myself of the fear of nudity. I found a safe forum to deal with it. Nobody was touching me. I didn't have a love scene to feel uncomfortable about," Contactmusic quoted her as saying.

"(It was) 'Just sit there, show 'em, get past my fear and move on. It's the reason nudity didn't scare me in Monster's Ball. I thought, 'They've already seen my t*ts, they're not going to see much more than that, so hey,'" she added.

But having gone topless once, Berry insists that she'll need a better reason to do so again, than she had for Swordfish.

"I doubt I'd ever show my t*ts again, sitting by the pool, just for the sake of doing it. That moment has passed," said Berry.

 

[Da' Legend]

Monica Bellucci laughed through sex with Damon

Monica Bellucci laughed through sex with Damon



Italian actress Monica Bellucci reportedly delayed the filming of the movie "The Brothers Grimm" because she couldn't stop laughing during the sex scenes with co-star Matt Damon.

According to contactmusic.com, director Terry Gilliam got so frustrated that he had to re-shoot the steamy scenes several times because the actress could not stop giggling. But Bellucci insists the laughing helped her relax during the embarrassing scenes.

She says, "I just found him so funny. It actually helped through. When you have love scenes with someone that you never met before, it's difficult. You have to create a nice situation, a good sensibility. With him it was easy, he just made me laugh."