Britney Spears: Unfuckable

[Cman]

i see your point styx, but your story only works if its an anonymous cheerleading. everyone knows what britney looks like now. if you're going to play the pretending game, i would just fuck her sister, who is still hot and pretend it was britney LOL

 

[maddgreek]

i see your point styx, but your story only works if its an anonymous cheerleading. everyone knows what britney looks like now. if you're going to play the pretending game, i would just fuck her sister, who is still hot and pretend it was britney LOL

agreed

and styx everyone knows that britney wouldnt fuck you when she was hot lol

 

[Preferred User]

But Styx makes a point that is part of what I'm trying to say here.

your not seeing her for who she is now.. you've got your mind set of what she looked like when she was being tossed up in the air doing the splits her senior year as a cheerleader..

Or to paraphrase Styx, you've got your mind set on that hot thing with the snake around her neck. Britney's ass is like an old song that's really kinda stupid, but you like it because they were playing it the first time you made out back in Jr. High. You take away all those the memories, and you've got yourself a shitty song. Pretend you don't know how Britney is and that you can't remember her in those half naked videos, and you've got yourself one fat ass.

 

[Styxtoo]

if you're going to play the pretending game, i would just fuck her sister, who is still hot and pretend it was britney LOL

i'd fuck her sister.. TO FUCK HER SISTER... she's hot enough you don't have to pretend she's somebody else.. .. if we're pretending between the Spears sisters.. i'd fuck britney and pretend it is Jamie.. ..

so if you think about it .. its what i said in the first place.. because jamie just looks like britney when she was hot.. .. ..

and styx everyone knows that britney wouldnt fuck you when she was hot lol

well i know it won't be because of my looks.. i mean look at the dumbass she's with now.. i mean she was atleast still semi-hot when she moved in the trailer with him... the only reason i could think of is cause i can't fuckin dance!!! .. oh to be a backup dancer...... i mean really what is it with these backup dancers.. Chris married J-LO .. and then this dumbass.. i thought these guys were suppose to be gay??

 

[Cman]

i thought these guys were suppose to be gay??

LOL!! :ubergay:

 

[crownedking]

I'd fuck her....But then again, i'd fuck a snake if someone held it for me.

 

[l3lasphemer]

I'd fuck her....But then again, i'd fuck a snake if someone held it for me.

That is some funny shit!!

 

[joe]

it's too bad she was so hot back then

 

[Preferred User]

As much as I think Britney's parenting is being analyzed a bit too much (I'm glad no one followed me around with cameras when my son was little), you got to admit, the kid in this picture looks like he's begging the body guard to carry him.

 

[mindido]

I don't know if anyone really cares, but I saw a preview for some show (I think it was Larry King on CNN) where Britney is going to be interviewed (I believe tihs week). Disturbingly, I wasn't sure it was her at first, I initially thought it was Shamu!!!

 

[pkxface21]

Britney Spears: Fuckable

 

[Preferred User]

Ya know pkx I started this thread but I'm kind lay'n off of her lately. Seems like a fucked up little girl who's made a lot of bad, life-changing decisions lately. That being said, those "fuckable" pics can't be recent. Mindido's right. That is one pudgy girl these days.

 

[KABOOM]

The Family Guy version of Britney Spears in 20 years is looking more and more true.

 

[mindido]

That is one pudgy girl these days.

Preferred,

Me thinks your being a bit too kind. You know, I really did do a double take, I thought the advert really was for Shamu.

And Kaboom,

The Family Guy version of Britney Spears in 20 years is looking more and more true.

Haven't seen it. Why don't you try and post it.

 

[KABOOM]

I've been looking the last hour for a pic of it, and there is not one pic. It's a fat Britney in wheelchair, missing one leg due to diabetes, wearing a short shirt showing off stretch marks. And she isn't too far off, she just needs to lose the leg.

 

[Preferred User]

Preferred,

Me thinks your being a bit too kind.

Never. Never.

Ya wanna see how immature this mother is? Take a look at this excerpt from her interview with Matt Lauer,

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/britneydatelineprev.html

 

[mindido]

Preferred,

Whoo boy, that may be the advert I referenced. Gotta like the belly on her nowadays.

 

[KABOOM]

A part of me has now died.

 

[Preferred User]

Sounds like you saw it too Kaboom? I had it on while I was working on something else.

I've been trying to figure out why she's so easy to dislike. I got it last night. She is just an incredibly in-sincere woman. She seems to have two responses to Lauer's questions:

1. Lie.
2. Whatever will make her look better.​

She's also very immature. Just a lost little girl.

 

[KABOOM]

I saw some of it, but when I saw my Royals were playing, I figured that'd be more enjoyable. :sad: I guess being in the spotlight her enitre teenage life never let her grow up.