Say goodbye to Ashlee Simpson's career

[OhMan]

yea, its not her fualt shes retarded

 

[yakuza1453]

i think they should kept her in jail more

 

[vicnewyork]

Hey guys,
I just learned that a Playboy Playmate from the 1990's is now an escort. I can't figure out who this is. Here are the clues:
1. This model posed for Playboy in the early 1990's, with several other women who were all made up to look exactly like her.
2. She had a decent acting career, but she stopped acting in 2002. She worked in movies and TV shows with several famous people, including an actor from the original Star Trek, a former SNL comedian, a member of the Brat Pack, and a child star who lived a Charmed life.
I can't figure out the clues. I mean it could be anyone. Does anyone have any ideas who it might be?

 

[finalfrontier]

Lindsay Lohan's mugshot

http://www.celebpeeps.net/news/Lindsay_Lohans_mugshot.html

 

[-KA-]

The link does NOT work

 

[blackmetal]

yes it does

 

[-KA-]

Wow..now it does

 

[UltraLisk]

only .13? What a lightweight...

 

[jarvisvalmont]

I didn't realize her eyes were so blue.

 

[gezeversel]

Her career is over, before it even started.
Can't say I feel sorry for her.

 

[finalfrontier]

Dave Navarro Wants You To Shut Up About Lindsay Lohan Already

http://www.celebpeeps.net/news/Dave_Navarro_Wants_You_To_Shut_Up_About_Lindsay_Lohan_Already.html

 

[Cman]

"billions of kids"? I think his math is a little off lol. Why didn't he just say millions. He's right though, who gives a fuck.

 

[OFFicerJACK]

" I still don't think that multiple arrests and rehab stints are exactly an adolescent rite of passage." <- He's right, you know.

 

[crackab]

Men who wear make-up shouldn't be allowed to have opinions on anything.


P.S. His message was correct. News are idiots... Stop talking about her. Not gonna put her into the Paris Hilton category, cause at least Lindsay brings breasts to the table.

 

[crackab]

This is why it sucks when celebrities get married.
They'll probably be divorced in the next year or 2 anyways so she'll probably do it then.


No topless for xtina?

Christina Aguilera has decided not to pose topless for a magazine because her husband has told her not to.
According to reports, the singer had been considering a lucrative offer to bare her boobs for a photo shoot to prove she has not had a breast enlargement. However, Christina's husband, music executive Jordan Bratman, has now stopped her from going through with her plans because he doesn't want the world to see her assets.

A source said: "Christina was thinking of doing something radical to end all the speculation but Jordan was horrified when she mentioned she wanted to pose topless."

Jordan is apparently against the idea because he wants his wife - who famously flashed her rear in pair of butt-baring leather chaps in the video for her hit single Dirrty - to shake off her overtly sexual image. The source added: "He wants Christina to move away from her old image and posing naked, or semi-naked, would go against that."

Hold up.. Hold up.. Hold up.. Christina Aguilera... The girl who went from "A" cup to "C-D" in a month, after she was already past her growing stage, is claiming she didn't have breast enhancements?

I do believe thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard her say. I'm seriously in shock. Thats like going back 6 years, and having someone film Bonds shooting up on Steroids, and then right after he put down the needle, him still denying using it. I'm disappointed in her, but then again, she isn't famous for her brains.

uum.. maybe she is saying "I have not had breast enhancement recently." :/

 

[silvertounge]

Britney has been busted sleeping around again! UsWeekly has published photos and an interview with a 21-year-old student called Matt, that met Britney during her video shoot and partied with her all night. Matt says they were at a hotel pool and “Britney was the first one to undress, then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did.” Matt said Brit also dared him to walk around the pool area naked which he did. Later “Britney straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.” Matt was planning to spend the rest of the night with her, but one of his friends was practically dying from booze poisoning so Brit's bodyguard ordered Matt to take him home. The Sun has a couple of pictures of topless Britney with Matt in the pool.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007360520,00.html

 

[Connery]

and some talent

 

[maddgreek]

Britney has been busted sleeping around again! UsWeekly has published photos and an interview with a 21-year-old student called Matt, that met Britney during her video shoot and partied with her all night. Matt says they were at a hotel pool and ?Britney was the first one to undress, then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that?s what she did.? Matt said Brit also dared him to walk around the pool area naked which he did. Later ?Britney straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. She is a great kisser - I?d actually say a phenomenal kisser.? Matt was planning to spend the rest of the night with her, but one of his friends was practically dying from booze poisoning so Brit's bodyguard ordered Matt to take him home. The Sun has a couple of pictures of topless Britney with Matt in the pool.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007360520,00.html

pics of these were posted in her thread 2 days ago

 

[finalfrontier]

Amy Winehouse's 'terrifying' overdose

http://www.celebpeeps.net/news/Amy_Winehouses_terrifying_overdose.html

 

[l3lasphemer]

only .13? What a lightweight...

Really I figured with all the partying she has done prior, should would have some kind of tolerance. Thats what 2 - 3 beers?