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The Fist Shaped Dildo


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A Handful!, November 30, 2005
A Kid's Review
Nice texture, feels just like my cousin's hand, except it isn't missing a finger. I wish it came in red to match my MP3 player.

My one complaint is that the product should be offered in other limb shapes to satisfy everyone. I'm voting for a foot myself (just like my cousin's). It would be great if they had a commercial for this product, and used clips from the old film "Fistful of Dollars". I recommend trying this one with a friend, so there is someone present to wipe away your tears when you attempt to pass this monster.

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[Nizzle]

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz sleeping
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Santa Clause
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo'
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!

I looked out thru de bars
What covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon
Pulled by giant warf rats.

Now ober all de years
Santa Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name.

On Leroy, on Lonzo
And on Willie Lee
On Saphire, on Chenequa
Dey wuz a site to see.

As he landed dat watta'mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knwed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
Shit! He done dis befoe."

He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
to wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my shit
Got my drugs, got my guns
Even got my burglars's kit.

Wit my stuff in de bag
Out da windo he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too.

He jumped on dat wadda'mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a bitch!!

 

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Is this for real??? - i'd love to hear from anyone who could confirm or deny


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This is what you do when you're told that you're only allowed 1 drink per person at the Office Christmas party



Hahaha! - I love it!

 

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Sticking with my "Big" Theme for today

Misson Impossible1



Mission Impossible2

 

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Spot the difference ...

 

[Gatorman]

How viruses reproduce in a computer.......

 

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Valentines Days has been cancelled this year - someone finally shot the little shit!





How Bird flu could've been prevented.

 

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Looking for a last minute Valentine card? try one of these:

 

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Unfortunate names

I know this is probably immature - but i find unfortunate names funny - if i have way too much time on my hands, scanning the phone book and internet for wacky names always helps pass the time at work.

Louis Titz (apparently he was a painter in the early 1900's)
Shit Fun Chew (a lecturer a friend of mine had in Singapore)
Richard Sohl [R. Sohl] - (Patti Smiths Keyboard player)
Dick Pound (head of the int'l Sports Doping Agency)
A. Wank (used to live in Palmer Crescent, **removed from 2006 phonebook)
Richard Ramsbottom (Dick Ramsbottom) & William (wil') Swallow - 2 guys i knew in school
Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver)
Dr Dick Aicken (Auckland Hospital)
Tess Dickle (her son Mark plays for New Zealands basketball team)
Phil McCraken
Phil Mckegg
Dick Quax (olympic athlete)
Cox Arcus & Co (an accounting firm in Auckland City)
Roger Nurse (a guy I used to work with)
Ivan Ichianus (now removed from the 2006 phonebook - poor guy!)
Adam Shatz - US journalist
Gaylord Faggerwick
Mrs. Seekup (in this years phonebook)

I'm not sure of the Authenticity of the Wedding listings below (they seem too funny to be true - make up your own mind)

 

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Knitting for Psychos


From this simple test, scientists can now determine whether male infants will be gay or not.

 

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[tommy13]

got these in a email thought they were funny.

 

[mbblue27]

cman, are there a lot of signs like this in Canada?

 

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