Welcome to war's exp0sed game section. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Now with new & improved SMILEY rating system!!
:| = Worth clicking only because of the ridiculous concept/design
= Outrageously entertaining for at least 45 seconds
= Could loose 5 minutes of your life to this game
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: = Worth bookmarking and playing again and again
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version 21.0 set //
YetiSports Snowboarding :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (probably repost--- but amazing nonetheless)
http://www.prosieben.de/games_handy/onlinegames/yetisports/games/popup_game_part7/
YetiSports StageDive
(kinda tricky, someone post some hints)
http://www.prosieben.de/music_cd/popstars_jetzt_oder_nie/popup_game/
Bush Royal Rampage :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (if you can't beat 'em.... join 'em)
http://www.miniclip.com/bushrr.htm
Tobby
(use the fan to guide the dog strapped to a ballon to the goal.... you heard me.)
http://www.toshiba.co.jp/digital/game/tobby_balloon/play.html
George Wants a Beer
(a Presidential take on that drunk walking game)
http://www.severin.ch/gwb/
Panic Ball
(a flash arkanoid masterpiece)
http://www.panicball.com/
Nucleus
(it's edu-tainment! no! it's fun-ducational!)
http://www.scenta.co.uk/nucleus/
Crimson Viper :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (dope Starfox flash adaptation)
http://www.miniclip.com/crimsonviper/crimsonviper.htm
Demonic Defense 3
(um... sort of like Defend Your Castle... for the D&D fan)
http://www.flashgames247.com/popup/322.html
D-Fence the Game
(like Demonic Defense... only more enjoyable)
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-759.htm
Autofrag
(flash does Twisted Metal.. and not too badly!)
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/autofrag_sumo.shtml
Hishi
(double click like colors to erase)
http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/hishi/hishi.htm
KugleKast
(just use the beach balls to kill the bug- don't tip the platforms)
http://www.jetix.dk/games/play/0,2777,1732,00.html
Simpsons Millionaire
(who wants to be a millionaire: simpsons edition)
http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/simpsons-millionaire/simpsons-milionaire.htm
Hondra "Grr" Game
(i have no idea what this is about)
http://multimedia.honda-eu.com/diesel/game/deploy/game.html
Match Practice
(for die-hard golf enthusiasts only)
http://www.matchpractice.com/game/
Stroke it Lucky
(it's a better golf game... get your fucking mind out of the gutter!)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/stroke_it_lucky/3887827.stm
H20 Overdose :| (wouldn't it be great if Shockwave made a sweet Watercross Jetski game? this isn't it)
http://www.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=h2overdose&preplay=1
Gravity Launch
(for die-hard astronomy students only)
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=2580
Motherload
(fun until you run out of fuel)
http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/motherload/
Treasure Box
(like a Monty Python cartoon on acid)
http://www.nanahiro.com/compe/main.html
Road Blocks
(use arrow keys to guide ball to goal)
http://www.theflashgames.com/road_blocks-swf.html
Little Soldiers
(like Lemmings.. with guns)
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=2580
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// version 20.0 set //
Platypus :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (claymation side-scrolling, tight graphics)
http://www.miniclip.com/platypus/platypus.htm
MOSH!
(the headbanging game)
http://www.traum4tized.com/mosh/
Something Fishy III
(loop bubbles around fish to score)
http://www.flasharcade.com/game.php?somethingfishy3&
Hit the Looser
(you don't have to wait for the ball to stop to fire again)
http://www.flashgames247.com/popup/278.html
Indiana Jones In Odd-World
(like Pacman, but with MORE annoying music)
http://games.apropo.ro/oddworld.html
Pixelus
(gets interesting after the boring tutorial)
http://www.popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=pixelus
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// version 19.0 set //
Pixelfield
(point and click, and watch out for boundaries)
http://www.tonypa.pri.ee/pixelfield_e.html
My House
(getting crabs is fun again!)
http://games.apropo.ro/myhouse.html
TurboSpirit
(well-done speed bike racing)
http://games.neodelight.com/turbospirit/
Neko Tower
(there better be a fucking princess at the top of this thing)
http://ece4co.vis.ne.jp/shockwave8/nekotower.html
Enviroboarder
(this game almost makes me want to pollute)
http://www.gamescene.com/game.php?enviroboarder&
Classic 80s Games :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: (reposted with pride)
http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/games/#null
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// version 18.0 set //
Name that Game **** (Ahhh, the memories... wait, who the fuck remembers that one!)
http://www.pbs.org/kcts/videogamerevolution/arcade/name/name_that_game.swf
Pressure Shot **** (Awesome fluid motion 3D golf game)
http://www.miniclip.com/pressureshot.htm
Panda Pang *** (shoot the aliens before they eat your panda's brains)
http://www.zeronews-fr.com/flash/pandapang.php
Brain Hotel *** (point, click, & explore; seems like a pretty long game)
http://www.otterarchives.com/brainhotel/bh_large.html
Reverse *** (move your mouse through the maze.... sounds easy doesn't it? via jess)
http://www.scenta.co.uk/reverse/
Mission R4 June *** (1st person shooter, via Pimp)
http://www.sess.net/media.php?action=play&proj_id=1338
The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly ** (the slower old ladies are the easiest to hit)
http://www.makaimedia.com/games/gbu/
3'2'' Ninja ** (further proof that being taller is better)
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/3footninja2.html
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// version 17.0 set //
The Blue Chamber **** (sequel to the Green & Viridian)
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/bluechamber/index_e.php
Mind Reader ** (like the cup game, but with psychics)
http://www.pizmogames.com/games/mindreader/
Clear-A-Hill *** (decent snowboarding game, sponsored by clearasil?)
http://www.clearahill.com/
MonkeySlide *** (beware the bombs!!!)
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/slide.htm
Driver's Ed *** (somebody please stop the beeping!)
http://www.venisproductions.com/games/drivers_ed/drivers_ed.html
Koala Sabotage *** (childish cartooney nonsense... that's actually hard)
http://www.gamerival.com/index.cfm?play=88F0E566&fromint=1
Feeding Frenzy *** (think Something Fishy, but with better control)
http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/feedingfrenzy
Blast Billards *** (it's 9-ball, with explosions)
http://www.blastbilliards.com/game04.php?31384
Tork **** (I'm giving it 4, only because it's Dr. Seuss on acid)
http://www.abc.net.au/gameon/tork/
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// version 16.0 set //
YetiSports Olympics **** (All the yetisports combined into one 5-stage event)
http://yeti3.yetisports.org/_ylympics/
Car Maze *** (simple, yet ridiculously hard... try and work backwards)
http://www.ally.com.ru/mmedia-genser-3.htm
Lunar Mouse House *** (new cheese-themed version of an old classic)
http://www.fingertime.com/lunarmousehouse.php
Crazy Asian SpiderMan Game ** (just hit the space bar at the right time to advance)
http://jr.naver.com/game/view.php?id=tb_game_wogul&nid=4&cid1=&cid2=2200&sec=&page=1
Operation Seahawk **** (Why Austrailia rules, reason #14,992)
http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/Aviation/Games/navygame/navygame.html
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// version 15.0 set //
A Murder of Scarecrows ** (save the scarecrows from the ravens)
http://www.theskeletonshop.com/
Eagle Eye *** (archery game)
http://www.mousebreaker.com/game60.shtml
Avalanche *** (do you yahoo?)
http://games.yahoo.com/games/downloads/av.html
Driving Mad *** (anyone remember the original NES golf?)
http://www.playaholics.com/play_game.php?game_name=drivingmad&sort=game_name_full
Summer Games *** (like the olympics, but cartoonier)
http://www.gamerival.com/index.cfm?play=482CD697&fromint=1
Sheepish ** (like frogger, but with sheep)
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/sheepish.html
Peasant's Quest **** (only because Strong Bad fucking rocks)
http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html
Splinter Cell *** (via Pimp, 1st person stealth game)
http://69.93.188.167/scell/splinter.html
Alien Hominid *** (sort of like Earthworm Jim, but flashy)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59593
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// version 14.0 set //
The Shield TV Show Game *** (shooting range game via Supa)
http://www.thestriketeam.com/game/game.html
6 Feet Under Casket Launch *** (tap left/right/left/right etc.., then hit space)
http://www.vox.de/flash/game.html
Formula 1 Racing *** (decent 3D rendering)
http://www.miniclip.com/formulag1.htm
Lightning Pool *** (new version of
Lightning Break)
http://www.playaholics.com/play_game.php?game_name=lightningpool
Atomaders *** (new take on Centipede)
http://zone.msn.com/en/atomaders/default
Puzzled Sheep ** (direct your sheep to the target)
http://www.miniclip.com/puzzledsheep.htm
Ball-Cage *** (oldie but goodie)'
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballcage.html
Jimmy the Fin ** (he looks like Nemo! I smell lawsuit!)
http://www.fingertime.com/jimmythefin.php
Bubbles **** (this might be a repost, but c'mon it's got a Daft Punk soundtrack!!)
http://www.killsometime.com/games/game.asp?Game=Bubbles
Virtual OL *** (what track & field is like... in Denmark)
http://www.it-kids.dk/spil/highscore/ol/
Minilympics *** (Miniclip does the Olympics... better than Denmark)
http://www.miniclip.com/minilympics.htm
Hurricane ** (shockwave does Tiger Heli.. again)
http://www.playaholics.com/play_game.php?game_name=hurricane&sort=game_name_full
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// version 13.0 set //
Waste Paper Basketball *** (If only your office were as cool as this)
http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/
Thunderbolt *** (Fly an F-18 for the Austrailian Air Force)
http://www.defencejobs.gov.au/Aviation/Games/planegame/
Kao Fu-Sen **** (like
99 Rooms, but in Japanese, and more cartooney)
http://www.geocities.jp/d_tsuma/fcbl.html
Eminem Mania ** (Um, help save Eminem.. from like, his billions of dollars I guess)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/games/play/eminemania/index.shtml
Alloy Arena *** (side-scrolling hand-to-hand combat)
http://www.gigamer.com/games/shooting/shooting32.php
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// version 12.0 set (the
Pimp'd out set) //
I, Robot *** (Um, like the movie, only without the jiggyness)
http://www.irobotmovie.com/english_nna/games/shell/index.html
Catch the Tube ** (I guess this is what they consider "fun" in the UK)
http://tube.tfl.gov.uk/catchthetube/game.htm
Castlevania! **** (Makes you wish you hadn't pawned your NES on eBay for $40)
http://flashkof.free.fr/castle/castle.htm
Walkyries **** (Bi-plane 3D rendering like you've never seen)
http://www.naplesyouth.com/Youth Games/YOUTHGAMESwalkyries.htm
Sonic **** (Bummed Sega dropped out of the Video Game Console biz?)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sonic.html
Duck Hunt *** (Because we all leaned our guns right up to the screen anyways)
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt2.htm
Donkey Kong *** (before Mario could shoot fire and shit)
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/donkeykong.htm
Pac-Man *** (Dropping magic pills and listening to repetitive music... like that would ever really happen)
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/pacman.htm
Rescue Blade **** (TigerHeli 2024)
http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/rescueblade
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// version 11.1 set //
Mary Kate-Ashley Crack Addict *** (Pacman with cocaine)
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/olsens_crackman.asp
Unreveal Tournament *** (Snake, with cartoon boobies)
http://www.rudeplay.com/flash/unreveal.swf
Incriminati *** (Hide the drugs, here come your parents!)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/incriminati.shtml
Slickball **** (Amazingly high-end graphic Marble Madness)
http://igel.t-online.de/slickball/slickball.htm
Birdy *** (just like the Something Fishy game, but with birds)
http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=2254
Himalayaya *** (Throw the snowball, beat the skiers, hide from the prof.)
http://www.himalayaya.com/yeti_e/spiel.html
Quest for the Rest **** (Like 99 Rooms, & Telephone, but completely gay)
http://hollywoodrecords.go.com/polyphonicspree/questfortherest/
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// version 10.0 set //
The Telephone **** (if you passed
99 Rooms, you'll love this shit)
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/staceyroad/THE PHONE.swf
Microlife *** (think Insaniqarium, but with bacteria)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/games/microlife/microlife.shtml
SpiderMan, Web of Words ** (umm, improve your typing skills)
http://zone.msn.com/en/spiderman2/default
Falldown *** (simple, easy, kinda fun)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falldown.php
Carl's Strip Poker *** (old, yet still extemely hilarious for any Adult Swim fanatic)
http://www.adultswim.com/games/athf_strippoker/
Practice your parallel parking :| (no wonder the French can't drive.. j/k)
http://www.pepere.org/aventures/creneau_pepere.php
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// version 9.0 set //
Driver's Heaven *** (online low-rent gran turismo rip-off)
http://www.sat1.de/auto/drivers7/game/main.htm
Grim & Evil Battle Forts *** (another cartoon network winner)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/play/arcade/grimandevil_battleforts/
Shoot 'em in *** (angled soccer sim)
http://www.globz.com/foot.html
Clay Kitten Shooting ** (very therapeutic if your girlfriend has a cat)
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks1/index.html
Wake-up Calls :| (click here if your girlfriend's about to catch you shooting cats)
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/wake.htm
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// version 8.0 set //
NekoDon **** (weird, dualtone crazy japanese cat game..... oddly enough, a must play)
http://ece4co.vis.ne.jp/shockwave8/nekodon.html
Bomb-Golf *** (i hope you don't like to take your time putting)
http://www.miniworldgames.com/bombgolf.htm
Dodgeball the Movie *** (it's great
if you loved the movie... if)
http://www.dodgeballmovie.com/site/popups/games/game_3_show/show.html
Wire Hang ** (simple, and addicting, for 30.4 secs)
http://www.220.jp/~d2ac/java/wirehang/
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// version 7.0 set //
Emo-Games *** (from the folks who brought you BUSHGAME)
Emogame: The Original, Emogame: Alkaline Trio Vs. Hell, Emogame: Epic Quest Continues
http://emogame.com/emogamemarch/index2004.htm
Gutterball *** (a bowling miniclip classic)
http://www.miniclip.com/gutterball/gutterball.htm
Redline Rumble 2: Detonator *** (racing game)
http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/rr2detonator
Remote Control Racers **** (decent graphics, another great one from lego)
http://www.lego.com/eng/racers/supersonic/supersonic.asp?x=x
Robobombo **** (think tiger heli, with smoother graphics and planes)
http://www.globalfun.com/games/logingame.asp?GID=78
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// version 6.0 set Euro edition //
Euro 2004 Shootout *** (great graphics, great game for those into the sport)
http://www.totesportgame.com/euro2004/index.php?id=237
"Free Kick" Football Challenge *** (same idea as above, but more cartoony)
http://www.stanjames.com/gamesroom/freekick/
Head Bounce Soccer Game *** (sort of like volleyball, only not)
http://www.miniworldgames.com/euro/
for those who could give less than a shit about Euro 2004,
try and figure out:
99 Rooms **** (sort of Viridian Room gameplay) <-- re-edited rating due to Pimp's ringing endorsement
http://82.96.83.84/
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// version 5.0 set //
Psycho-PONG **** (GOD DAMN LEVEL 4~!!!!!!!!)
http://www.ertdfgcvb.ch/p1/psychopong.html
Beat-Based Jumping Penguins Game *** (for some reason, this makes me wanna dance)
http://www.clubmalibu.com/games/game.html
Lightning Break *** (for the poolsharks in the forum)
http://www.playaholics.com/play_game.php?game_name=lightningbreak&sort=game_name_full
a Pair of Mini-Golf Classics **** (choose your poison)
Lifesaver's version:
http://www.candystand.com/games/minigolf2004/mggamepage.aspx?GameId=329
3D version:
http://www.mousebreaker.net/game18.shtml
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// version 4.0 set //
Awesome Turn-Based Mech Fighter **** (think civilization with mechs)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/toonami/play/igpx/
Crimson Warfare *** (think low-budget risk meets age of empires)
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/crimsonwarfare.shtml
Oddly Entertaining 2-color Tank Game *** (like Asteroids, with tanks)
http://www.turbotanks.com/
MI6 Spy Trainer **** (9 games in 1!)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/spooks/spy_academy.shtml
Trial Bike Test Track **** (think the dirt ring from vice city)
http://www.miniclip.com/trialspro/testtrack/index.htm
Rolling Stones Bra Catcher ** (hahaha, funny for about 30 seconds)
http://www.whatwillyoustart.com/game.php?c=uk
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// version 3.0 set //
A Case of the Crabs *** (sort of like those "Room" Games circulating)
http://www.otterarchives.com/cotc.html
X227 Stick Figure Shooter **** (duck and cover 3D shooter)
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/X227.html
Um... Another Crazy Asian Puzzle Game *** (i still haven't beaten level 1)
http://www.i-dac.com/game/animal/animal1.html
The Bottom of the Sea *** (cool power/jump climber)
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/sea.htm
Monkey Cliff Diving *** (hahahaha, soo many dead monkeys)
http://www.mohsye.com/nu5va/diving.html?namn=290
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// version 2.0 set //
Insaniquarium **** (feed the fish, shoot the aliens)
http://www.popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium
Gridlock **** (get past level 40.. which you won't)
http://www.ugotgames.com/gridlock.php
Candystand's Ping Pong *** (great graphics... harder than it looks)
http://www.candystand.com/games/gamepage.aspx?GameId=281
Crazy Asian Electrified Walls Game *** (really interesting until you've beaten it once)
http://kmb.com.hk/chi/wonder/finaleasy0110.swf
Something Fishy *** (eat smaller fish than you to get bigger, newer version)
http://www.gamescene.com/game.cgi?somethingfishy
Fishy **** (older version, slower fish, better controls)
http://www.arcadetown.com/fishy/index.asp
Flood Control ** (i'm not patient enough to really like this game)
http://clevermedia.com/game.php?floodcontrol
Junkbot/Junkbot Undercover **** (who didn't play with legos)
https://club.lego.com/build/junkbot.asp
https://club.lego.com/build/junkbot2.asp
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// version 1.0 set //
Bullet-time Fighting Game *** (kinda cool once you get the hang of it)
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/bullettimefighting.html
Punisher Movie 3D Shooting Sim ** (duck & cover 1st person shooter)
http://www.punisherthemovie.com/files/game1/
Oval Office Bush Shooter *** (too bad he's the GOOD guy in this one)
http://www.zapzone.dk/shooting-games/bush-shootout.shtml
Cannon Angled/Power Classic *** (set power/angle, fire!)
http://www.makaimedia.com/?gid=64
Catapult Castle Game *** (similar to above)
http://lords3.sierra.com/catapultgame/
Helicopter MetalSlug Wannabe *** (keyboard + mouse)
http://www.miniclip.com/heli2.htm
Helicopter Rescue *** (who knew the BBC made games?!)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/index.shtml
Sealab 2021 :| (kinda lame, but I love the show so I'm posting it anyways)
http://www.adultswim.com/games/sealab_timetrouble/
Defend your Castle! **** (this one's been around the web, but I love it, so piss off)
http://www.xgenstudios.com/castle/
StreetDive ** (some crazy cereal 3D diving game?)
http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/frosties/games/streetDive/
Kill the Terrorists!!! ** (kinda weak, but who can turn down takin these guys down??)
http://www.1startside.com/spill/skyting/war_on_terrorism2.shtml
Killing More Terrorists *** (if they were from Mars, and in spaceships)
http://www.1startside.com/spill/skyting/mars.shtml
R.S.V.P. Dinner Card Game *** (another net classic, can get hard as hell)
http://www.lifetimetv.com/games/rsvp/index.html
Quad-Racer Game *** (fast quad racer)
http://www.realtree.com/games/popup_quad.tpl
Hemi-Hurling Game *** (Dodge fans click here)
http://www.nstorm.com/games/onlinegames.asp?game_id=66
*note this thread will change to 22.0 when new games are added*
Temporarily unsorted user contributed games:
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/marioworldoverrun.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/rolfattack.html
http://www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm
http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/rescueblade
http://www.bikinibounce.com/
http://www.flashplayer.com/games/sheepish.html
http://www.albartus.com/motas/
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/crimson/crimson_e.php
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1643
http://slapthecandidate.com/
http://www.walkingincircles.com/
http://www.linkdumper.com/arcade/
http://flashs.funpic.org/details.php?image_id=93
